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basedgosh:

*sees a snail* oh hello my friend, my main pal, my……………slime man

follovver:

people who dont wet their toothbrush before using it are strange and should not be trusted

hartnell-down:

Literally, one of the best feelings in the world is when you just blow your nose and suddenly

AIR

I CAN BREATHE

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CAN

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FIGHT

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1nd2rd3st:

ridge:

do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed 

495,571 people whose mama taught them right

botwinn:

does anyone actually pay attention to my blog or am i just kind of here

appr-eciate:

can i get 6281937366328$ for new clothes please

funeralhome420:

i hate that i literally cant tell if im ugly or not and i cant tell if im really fat or just like kinda fat i literally cant tell and sometimes ill be like “im just being dumb im pretty good looking” and then ill be like “wow im being so egotistical i definitely look like shit what am i talking about” like i just…. dont know and it bothers me so much cos it’s something i can’t understand 

anymousse:

And now, a deep moment from Dr Heinz Doofenshmirtz.

caspheme:

no matter how au the au, it’s always

hello, dean.

spicyshimmy:

fun fact: mars is called the red planet because so many redshirts have died there, lending it its red color